William H. Macy’s golf joke from Jay Leno
Golf Joke
William H. Macy was on Jay Leno and he told a great golf joke. Now this joke is a little harsh, but aren't most golf jokes harsh ?
We hope we got this 100% right but it's funny none-the-less:
A guy playing golf starts out with his best round he's ever played.
On the first hole he hits and eagle and the second hole he birdies.
Right before he tees off on the third hole he gets a call form the hospital.
The Dr. says: "Your wife is here, you have to get here right away !".
The guy thinks this is best round yet, so he tees off on the third hole and hits a hole in one, for the first time ever.
He proceeds to finish all eighteen holes, then goes straight to the hospital.
The Dr. says: "You didn't come here straight away…you finished all 18 holes didn't you ?"
The Man replies: "Yeah I had to finish the game"
The Dr. says: "Well you can forget about golf, your wife is going to need constant care, day in and day out you'll spend helping her. You can forget about your golf game !"
The Man queries: "Really ?"
Dr. laughs and says: "Naaa your wife died 2 hours ago !"
Hey- We warned you it was harsh, but it is just a joke… 
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