Ty Daniel’s Golf

Just a random golf joke we recently heard on a local golf course right here in Southern California.

Bill was teeing off from the men’s tee; on his downswing, he realized that his wife, Jenny, was just about to tee up on the woman's tee box right in front of him.

At this point unable to stop his swing, he hits it, and strikes her directly in her temple, killing her, instantly.

A few days go by, and Bill gets a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy…

Coroner :  "Bill, your wife died from blunt force trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and struck her in the temple, is that correct ?"

Bill :  "Yes, that's correct."

Coroner :  "I also found a golf ball wedged up her butt."

Bill :  "Was it a Titleist 2 ?"

Coroner :  "Yes Bill, it was."

Bill (says in disbelief) :  "That's where my mulligan ended up ?!?!"

 

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