Archive for the 'Golf Jokes' Category

Pro Golfers in Heaven

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

Jokes are just jokes so you can’t get offended. This golf joke was emailed to us, so we figured we should share it !
It is a really funny poke at Tiger !!
God asks Arnie first : “What do you believe ?”
Arnie thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says : “I believe […]

Golf mulligan joke where the wife dies

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

Just a random golf joke we recently heard on a local golf course right here in Southern California.

Bill was teeing off from the men’s tee; on his downswing, he realized that his wife, Jenny, was just about to tee up on the woman’s tee box right in front of him.
At this point unable to stop […]

William H. Macy’s golf joke from Jay Leno

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

Golf Joke
William H. Macy was on Jay Leno and he told a great golf joke. Now this joke is a little harsh, but aren’t most golf jokes harsh ?
We hope we got this 100% right but it’s funny none-the-less:
A guy playing golf starts out with his best round he’s ever played.
On the first hole he […]